Inexorable laws

" When you need openhe door with the unique free hand, the key will be in the pocket opposed". " The unique time that the door is closed single is when you have left to the keys inside".

" When you have the fat hands full, it will begin to you to prick nose".

" When the things seem to go better, it is than you have ignored something "

If you maintain the calm when all lose the head, without a doubt it is that you have not caught the gravity of problema".

" The problems neither are created, nor are solved, only they transform".

" You will arrive running at the telephone just in time to hear like the hang tephone".

" Itself there are two programs in t.v. that are worth the pain to see, will be to the same hour. " The probability that you stain yourself eating, is directly proportional to the necessity that you must to be clean".

" All body submerged in the bathtub will make sound the telephone. " All body seated in the toilet will make sound the timbre of puerta". ( " The wind speed increases proportionally at the cost of hair". " When after years of to have kept a thing without using you decide it to throw it, it will not happen more than one week you really need than it " Whenever you arrive precise at an appointment there will be nobody no to verify it there, and if on the contrary you arrive behind schedule, everybody will have arrived before you". " You do not take yourself so in serious the life, after all you will not leave alive her".